Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Why you should join my blog

Having trouble getting a great night sleep?
Wish you could have washboard abs?
Want a delicious meal without all the calories?
Have you lost that spark in the bedroom?
Looking to shave a few strokes off your handicap?
Would you like thicker fuller hair?
Wish there was a magic pill to solve all your problems?

Wish no more. Simply joining my blog will make all your troubles go away.  You are probably subscribed to plenty of garbage sights that you never/rarely use. Travel, food, clothes, electronic deals are probably flooding your email box as we speak. Most of these cause you to waste your money, time and make you feel worse once the initial purchase high has passed. I cannot  promise you any deals like free shipping or 10% off a bunch of crap you don't need. What I offer isn't tangible and does not carry a price tag. I offer perspective and peace of mind which is priceless and never comes with buyer's remorse. I weed through all the BS in the world and tell you what you need to know (pretty much the exact opposite of Fox news). This is not one of those trite mundane blogs where I share the lame and boring details of everyday life. You will laugh, you will cry, but most importantly you feel. I will improve your life by sharing with you my sagacious omniscient knowledge of the world.

I appreciate any comments. Ask me any questions about relationships, sports, health anything. I take requests on anything you would like to hear me rant about. I will do a dear Bayani column. I probably won't tell you what you want to hear but I will tell you what you need to hear. It's like Morpheus said "there's a difference between knowing the path and walking it." 
God has given me a gift and I intend to share it with the world. Please help me with the Lords work by sharing this with your friends via email, facebook, twitter, or carrier pigeon. My goal is to get 2.3 billion viewers. 
Other than that sit back, relax, enjoy those rock hard abs, and watch your handicap drop down to single digits.  

1 comment:

  1. Bayani, here i sit reading your blog on the evening of your birthday bash at The Press Club in San Francisco. I was really excited about having some fun, going out. Ryan and I planned to see you tonight, then he later reminded me that he wouldn't be able to get in because he's not yet 21, almost. I was so looking forward to seeing you. So now I want to say, I LOVE your writing, your adventures, perspective, stories, humor, zest for life. How do you live the life without holding a regular job? Nevertheless, I shall enjoy your adventures as my life is tied to commitments, routines, responsibilities that sometimes overwhelm, sometimes demand, sometimes bore. I've felt connected to you because of the way you've accepted me in the past, making it incredibly easy to talk with you in ways that I'd never open up and share. Thanks for being an excellent listener. I will always remember you for that. And have a happy birthday, my friend. God bless you for touching our lives with Bayaniness.


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